poetic-joke:

one of my favourite things is seeing people carrying flowers around in public.
where are they going? who are the flowers for? is it their mums birthday? did someone move house?
who knows!! not me!!!

(via bastille)


7 years ago // 248,653 notes
biolegend:
“Always cite your figure.
”
mr-speebunkles-the-corgi:
“Found a pot of corg at the end of the rainbow.
”
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.

c0ntemplations (via perfect)

this is my favorite post in the universe

(via gwen-fit)

(via psychedelic-freak-out)


7 years ago // 1,445,613 notes

thebootydiaries:

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

(via heart)


7 years ago // 404,837 notes

tardis221b:

i organise my homework in order of urgency by how scary i find the teacher

(via laughbitches)


7 years ago // 481,435 notes