crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

33113:

white tank top no bra all titty

(via run--dmc)


1 hour ago // 29,964 notes

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via imthewreck)


4 hours ago // 402,693 notes

i may be ugly but at least 
nevermind my personality sucks too

(via happilynever)


5 hours ago // 292,816 notes

relahvant:

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

(via imthewreck)


6 hours ago // 209,906 notes

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

(via laughbitches)


9 hours ago // 316,944 notes

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via sassyporrim)


19 hours ago // 175,980 notes

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

(via sassyporrim)


22 hours ago // 142,754 notes

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

(via daftgalaxies)


23 hours ago // 174,657 notes